Stardate 08/17/2020.
Captain "The mice have invaded starship Cooks Dock Road. What should we do?"
" Mouse traps on stun first officer Mackinlay"
" Traps on stun, Sir!"
"Captain...the mice have the cloaking device! They have dissipated in a field of hay!"
"First officer...release the cheese!"
If I were in Kirk's shoes...what would I do? Well...set the traps and hope that the mice have a fine appreciation for high quality Balderson cheese. This year it seems that we have a mice population explosion. They're everywhere...the lawnmover, snowblower and of most concern...my beloved "Schnitzel Wagon" (2005 VW Golf TDI)
To be continued......
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